I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys
i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk
you would not believe your pants
if ten million fire ants
m4ge:
there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
*opens pill botttle*
*opens water bottle*
*pours some water out into my hand*
“Wait. No, that’s…no.”
Anonymous asked:
what am i supposed to nut to if porn is bad.
midtown120blues-deactivated2018:
by 2021 all ejaculation will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale with your friends